And then there's this...

"Black bear attacks man in Whistler hot tub"

Canadian bears have gone completely rogue.

Everything in the woods wants to kill you and/or eat you.

Reference this story the next time you wonder if I would like to go camping with you.

This is why I don't leave the city unless out of absolute necessity and why I have no plans to survive the first wave of any impending apocalypse. OUTSIDE IS DANGEROUS!

Just World?

Insult to injury? I mean, you think that you can OD on drugs in your car in peace and NOT have your corpse dragged off into the woods to be snacked on and then saved for later.

Though I am sure that there are many who think that the bear was too good for the likes of him.

I hope Stephen Colbert is more fearful of Canadian bears. Our bears are extra bad-ass.